What is the best payment processor for tattoo shops? | Payment Gods Forum

Okay seriously what is the deal with payment processing for tattoo shops? I just opened my new shop, "Ink & Iron," and every processor I talk to acts like I'm trying to launch a rocket, not just take payments for tattoos. Has anyone figured out what is the best payment processor for tattoo shops that won't nickel and dime me or treat me like a high-risk scammer?